| Author: dougdonut |
Posted: 11/10/01 @ 12:43 PM |
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| Subject: Copied, and pasted...Thelema's rant.... |
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I have this cat (Satan) that, for whatever reason, (probably me leaving MuchMusic on sometimes, to keep sharp as to how far they can stuff shit down our throats)often shits on the floor. So that means that every morning, when I wake up, I have to pick up that cat's little turds. Let's imagine, for a moment, that instead of taking those feces and depositing them into the trash, I take them and stick them between two slices of bread. The resulting "sandwich," if you will, is foul, disgusting, and rank. And yet, I'd rather eat that shit sandwich than be subjected for one minute to its "musical" counterpart, Our Lady Peace! God I'm in the middle of arranging a marriage to anybody NOT Canadian so I might leave this mortal coil slipping unnoticed under shiva's CAN-CON soul-death-ray! Fuck! would they PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP WRITING THE SAME FUCKIN SHIT ALREADY?????!!!!?????? I won't even start on the tea party...I don't want a heart condition....Or (thank GOD I can't remember his name) that little psuedo emotional reason to eradicate the current gun law singer from uh....oh this is good I can't remember his old band's name.....Shit ...MOIST! AAAAUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOIST! I think they're all in cahoots! Great! this just in to top things off..Ken Kesey dead....
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