| Author: dougdonut |
Posted: 11/16/01 @ 7:09 PM |
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| Subject: YAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN |
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Hey john....You can run...BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!!!I'm scanning your pic tonite!.Call me!!!,'' On to more pressing matters..Right then...Firstly, there is "hogg". Hoggylandfill????I am consulting the oracle of the mystical templar scrotal chalice, that I stole from the psychic network...( don't worry, you've been calling the SIDE-KICK network)...ok...AUM....AUM....I'm getting some....thing......here.....scotty...... Were your parents taxidermists? I'm getting some signals from my oracle...Yes and there were animals in various stages of mummification garnishing your humble trailer....And I can see you walking up to these fresh kills, and sniffing about their fecal encrusted nether regions and generally rutting about to get yourself hot and bothered.In the background I can hear "Bust A Move", By that great artist, Young MC!!!..Wow.SORRY. NOW I know where you're coming from...Whew, sorry about that radio/socks comment...I'll be nice from now on.....Now Janice....Yes, I am a person who is known to "dabble" on various instruments and I am active in music, and or film, on a daily basis.You could say it's my life...Because unlike you I find "crotching" my vibrato pager and pressing redial while watching crocodile hunter a bit too mundane, and probably illegal in senegal....Fuck this is fun...Really I must be sick...I love this! anyways. With your STELLAR attitude that's so old it's got a smoke detector attached to it, maybe YOU should apply at universal concerts, or universal records , or...the record conglomerate formerly know as you guessed it....UNI-FREAKIN'- VERSAL! I also heard that the pee party might need a writer, who can find their own ass with a pair of deer antlers, and a flashlight....I'm off to to the class I teach at the yoga center...Slamming 101....
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