| Author: dougdonut |
Posted: 9/23/02 @ 9:07 PM |
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| Subject: Stroke this! |
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Ok the Strokes???? Well ya wanted to know what they sound like???? Ok here's what ya do...Go dig up a corpse outta the local cemetery (the junkie variety) prop him up on a drum stool and through a mega-phone, threaten to take his New York Dolls V neck tour shirt, and this should get him doing a convincing (?) 4x4 beat...NOW then lock him up in a large metal box, and mike the monotony onto a vintage "Fisher Price" children's tape recorder. If you're feeling really creative, hop down to "Crackerville" pawnbrokers and buy the guitar they use as a washroom key holder, don't tune it, and plug it into a car radio (pre 1960)... This act now has you the sound of the entire guitar section....Now you have to find the "singer"...Usually a dime a dozen at the railway, spot him (them) by the Beatle hair, brown waistcoat, and the endless drivel about the "music" industry spewing out of the orifice just below their nose... The ones who fancy themselves "dangerous" are spotted by the way they use a mike stand as a walker, and look like they've shit their corderoy huggies a whole stack of hairballs...OK, this is the most important part...so listen up.... BLATANTLY RIP OFF A PHIL SPECTOR SONG AND CALL IT "LAST NIGHT", Voila! You are the strokes, may you die in "KISS ARMY" hell.....
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